From the archives of 1980’s porn, this short scene is a classic. It’s a cut of just scene 4 from “Talk Dirty To Me, Part III”, released in 1984 as a spoof on the Hollywood movie, “Splash”. It won the 1985 AVN Award for Best Film. This was back in the day where there was more attention to plot, and less attention to long sex scenes. The movie stars all kinds of legends – young and at the height of their careers, but this scene in particular stars porn legends Amber Lynn and John Leslie. It begins with a van that pulls in to driveway and Jack (played by John) gets out and knocks on the door of a house. Tom Byron answers the door (he doesn’t have a sexual role in this scene.) Jack is looking for “the lady of the house” so he can give her a free “pool cleaning demonstration”. Yeah, right! Tom directs him to the back of the house, and he walks back and meets Linda, played by one of porn’s most infamous legends, Traci Lords, who was under age at the time (this scene does not include any sex involving her, and in fact all her sex scenes in this movie were replaced so the movie could be sold in the U.S.) Linda immediately starts talking dirty to him and groping him. After they make out for a while, she jumps in the pool, and he sees some mermaid fins. Totally freaked out, he runs out of the yard. Following this, there are some additional plot building moments, involving Jack and other characters, with a backdrop of classic 1980’s home décor, clothing, and hair.
We catch up with Jack as he goes to see Dr. Helen Spangler, a marine biologist, to talk about his mermaid sighting. Dr. Spangler is played by Amber Lynn, so get ready because this is where the actual sex begins. Instead of discussing the mermaid, Jack initially comes on strong to her, they talk dirty to each other, and she ends up taking him into her office and doing a slow strip tease for him. When she gets down to just a white garter belt, he comes over to her and eats her hairy pussy as she spreads her lips for him with her fingers and red fingernails. She caresses her natural tits with her hands as he gets her pussy nice and wet. She tells him she wants him to fuck her so he leans her back and inserts his dick into her hole. Meanwhile, a guest has arrived in the waiting room, and is listening to the action happening on the other side of the wall. Jack titty fucks Amber, as she licks the tip of his dick. He continues to fuck her tits and then he shoots his load all over them, and rubs his cock it all over Amber’s ample boobs. The camera cuts to them dressed and discussing his encounter with the mermaid, with the guest in the waiting room still listening in. The scene ends as Jack opens the door to leave.
The scene is slow moving, and contains a lot of plot that is not relevant unless you watch the entire movie. There’s no blowjob, and only a few minutes of pussy eating, fucking in one position, and then titty fucking. The lighting isn’t great, and if you don’t like hairy bush, stay away from 80’s porn.
PROS:
It’s easy to understand why Amber Lynn became a porn star legend. She’s a sexy vixen in any era, and looks at ease and natural whether she’s acting or having sex. You gotta give credit to all involved for their attempt at major motion picture style acting and production.
BOTTOM LINE:
Long on classic 1980’s vibe, and short on actual sex, this is still award winning 80’s porn. Amber Lynn is gorgeous, with blonde hair, big natural tits, and an appetite for sex. John Leslie has decent acting chops, a big cock, and he delivers a good pop shot on Amber’s ample tits. If you like 80’s porn, this is your kind of scene.
- Score Breakdown
- Quality of Sex19/25
- Video Quality/Size20/25
- Production Quality16/20
- Acting8/10
- Performer Looks8/10
- Overall Entertainment7/10
- Total78/100
- Scene Facts
- Scene NameAmber Lynn & John Leslie
- WebsitePornstar Legends
- NetworkNone
- Release Date06-18-10
- PornstarsAmber Lynn, John Leslie
- Scene TypeBoy/Girl
- Cast Size1 female, 1 male
- LocationOffice, couch
- Money ShotTits
- Couples FriendlyBeginner
- CategoriesBabes Big Dicks Big Tits Blonde Hardcore Review Scene
- Scene Length17:10
- StreamingYes
- High DefNo
- WatermarkNo
- ExclusiveNo
- Streaming FormatWindows Media (WM)
- Full SceneYes
- Video CapsNo
- DownloadableYes
- Mobile FriendlyNo
- Cut SceneYes
- High Res PhotosNo
- Video FormatsWMV
- Video QualityDVD
- File Size188 MB
- Bit Rate1.54 Mbps
- Dimensions640 x 480
- Members Area Description
- Amber Lynn getting cock filled hardcore
